Life missions

-well i'd like to fly to the moon but you know.. lets be realistic here..
-learn the rap to 'look at me now' by chris brown..it's going well(yn)
-go up to a random hot guy and say 'ding dong;D'
-dance in public..more than once
-date an abercrombie model (DAMN i said realistic grace ¬.¬)
-give more than a pound to charity
-go on pointe
-do the splits both ways
-stop necrophilling
-go see a doctor about my weirdness condiotion
-i need a shit. brb.
^frrrrape.
-throw a drink in a guys face
-visit chelsea and brentwood by the time i'm 18